Monday, January 17, 2011

Cavs are past rock bottom

Alright, so I’m done making predictions.

A few summers ago, I ridiculously predicted the Tribe would make the playoffs when they were six games out of first place. Once published, they fell flat on their faces and almost lost 100 games.

This past summer, I predicted the Cavaliers would be a respectable, competitive team even without whatshisface donning a Cavalier jersey.

What I didn’t predict is that the current Cavalier players would be abducted by aliens and replaced with robots who look so disinterested and out of place on a basketball court that they are thoroughly embarrassing their city and making a mockery of the game of basketball.

Simply put, the current Cavaliers can’t take their talents anywhere, because they have none.

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By Nick Carrabine